|IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I don’t know, perhaps; I’m a soft touch and I never call in debts.
IF A MOVIE WAS TO BE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHICH ACTOR/ACTRESS WOULD YOU WANT TO STAR AS YOU?
Judy Davis, but – truth be told – I look more like Gerard Depardieu.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Don’t be silly.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL?
A tomato sandwich.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Lace-up shoes are for sportswomen and lesbians; neither of whom I have anything against.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
No, I am a hopeless wimp.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?
I don’t eat sweets, but I am partial to that lemon sorbet they serve between menu courses in posh restaurants to clear the palate.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
RED OR PINK?
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOU?
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Snoek on ciabatta bread. Left over from yesterday’s braai; I plan to use the rest to make a pate in the next few minutes.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The dogs, they’re whining for awalk.
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?
My little girl after her bath, my husband after his swim. Bulgari Rose Essentielle perfume was recently given to me and it smells divine.
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Neither, I enjoy documentaries.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Foodie porn on the Beeb Lifestyle channel.
Many; a crackling fire, a cork being pulled from a wine bottle, someone calling my name…
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
I will have to Google the distances, I’ve been very far from home.
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I think I can tell somebody that they are extremely offensive and let them think I love them dearly.