As seen on gospelwriter’s blog:
1. Best advice
Hope is wasted, do it yourself.
2. Milestone birthday
Had a wedding, ignored the doubts.
3. Holiday traditions
Stepchildren will always cause a fight.
4. Memorable meal
It sure looked good, nobody ate.
His wife thought I was strange.
6. Cheating death
But I’ll have a last cigarette.
7. Trip that changed life
I should have taken a plane.
8. What a child taught me
Tattoos are never a good idea.
8a. Most beautiful words of a child
Lie with me until I sleep.
9. Revenge is sweet
I saw on Facebook he’s bald.
10. Worst mistake
It’s just one cigarette, no habit.
Oh, and Diski discovered an ear muscle.
We’re hoping she finds the left-hand one soon.