Listen, do you want to know a secret?
No, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
How deep is your love?
The divers will never find the shipwreck and its treasure.
Have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day?
Yes, in Bloemfontein, we called it a monkey’s wedding.
Where have all the flowers gone?
They drowned; it was that kind of summer.
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
It’s not you, they come to everyone on Fish Hoek beach, they love hot chips.
Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall?
Absolutely; CP heart DN. Derek Nelson, wonder whatever happened to him.
Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
To guard the ATM machine cash-removal crew in Tyrone Avenue.
What’s new, Pussycat?
I think it’s Hello Kitty’s birthday.
By the way, where’d you meet him?
In Muldersdrift, but I don’t remember a time of not knowing him.
What’s going on?
Oh, I’m just having a bit of fun; maybe it’s a challenge.
Credits for the questions:
Credits for inspiration in this post:
The Bee Gees
Creedence Clearwater Revival
And one I really wanted to use, but I had to limit the list to ten:
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group.